carrotfortress:

speakenglish-ordie:

fjorton-ord:

You’ve got admit it, the Obama campaign has the “Hip/Trendy” shit on lock.

He has +10 charisma and probably +9 luck, but he sacrificed his points in intelligence and perception for it.

I think he has +10 charisma, +8 intelligence but -10 Constitution.

(via carrotfortress-deactivated20130)

ibetmittromney:

I bet Mitt Romney says “OMG I LOVE HIM.” when asked if he likes Steely Dan.

Steely Dan 2012 

lobbycards:

Wall Street, US lobby card. 1987

alonmg:

That’s right I tweeted him

(Source: freeplanetickettonorthkorea)

I instinctually bent down to pick up a penny off the ground and the lady at McDonald’s laughed at me.

communismkills:

I would’ve laughed at anyone who left a penny on the ground. On top of that, I would probably writhe in pain upon seeing them leave it there.

Adding this to the bucket list.

sterrenburgimmig:

Giorgio Moroder- E=MC² (1979)

offerfoxache:

Dear music industry, I would like more songs with stupidly infectious pop lyrics and videos that take place in diners where you get served peas on toast with ketchup and a man will dance with a great dane standing on its’ hind legs.

(Source: ace-o-rama)

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